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A blog by Simon Brady to cover a surprisingly wide range of geekiness, in a combination that no-one else does quite the same way. Probably. Either that, or it'll just be Simon talking about the likes of Football (usually the Soccer variety), PC & Tabletop Gaming, WWE, Movies, Music and occasionally even my actual job of Graphic Design, depending on what I'm up to in the world.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Most-False Smile of the Year 2010

The award has just been won by these two men, who take the crown from Jenson Button's grimace at the 2009 Sports Personality of the Year awards, when the Formula One World Champion finished as runner-up to a Welsh charisma-vacuum.

Rooney is evidently off his rocker. A combination of injuries to body, pride, hairline and marital stability appear to have finally cracked the poor (not in the monetary sense, with his £150k a week wages) lad into making random statements and playing appalling football.

On his day, Rooney is a fantastic footballer and a credit to any team in the world, but it hasn't been his day for a long time. Ditto Fernando Torres, unfortunately.

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